By High Plains Grifter
Folks, after years of watching the powers-that-be turn our food supply into corporate slop laced with who-knows-what, and the government telling us what we can and can’t grow in our own backyards, I decided enough is enough.
I just closed on that giant 100,000+ square foot greenhouse complex out on County Road 152, the one that used to be a Tier 5 cannabis operation. No more funny business. We’re flipping the script. Introducing Freedom Greens™, the world’s first anti-woke, liberty-grown, high-country hydroponic fortress.
Over 100,000 SF Greenhouse/ Industrial Building on 13+ Acres
Salida, CO (Chaffee County)
We’re talking:
• Non-GMO, non-subsidized, non-compliant leafy greens that actually taste like food used to.
• Tomatoes so rebellious they’ll make the FDA nervous.
• Herbs that fight inflation just by existing.
• Yields cranked up 300% by importing truckloads of real, dishonest fertilizer from Washington DC.
• Heating powered by a brand-new pipeline sucking hot air straight from the Colorado State Legislature in Denver. Those blowhards generate enough empty rhetoric in one session to keep the entire 100,000 sq ft toasty all winter, and it’s 100% free, taxpayer-funded, and infinitely renewable.
• Revolutionary self-fertilizing plants genetically engineered in Boulder, because nothing says “food independence” like letting trust-fund PhDs in Boulder play God so our spinach can poop its own nitrogen while lecturing you about sustainability.
• And brand-new trees that grow Tang by the bushel, breakfast of astronauts and freedom fighters alike, now grown right here in the high country.
This isn’t just farming. This is food sovereignty on steroids (natural ones, of course). No more relying on California trucks that get delayed by every bridge protest or supply-chain “mystery.” Salida patriots will eat local and free.
We’re even installing a shooting range in the back 5 acres so you can defend your harvest while the harvest provides cover. First harvest coming this summer. Pre-orders open now, payment in gold, silver, ammo or antique John Deere Manure Spreaders accepted. Who’s with me?
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