TESTIMONY TO THE SENATE FINANCE AND WELL ALL!
TO: SENATE FINANCE COMMITTEE
RE: SB26-161 MODERNIZE REGULATION OF CANNABIS-RELATED PRODUCTSSPONSORS: M SNYDER, K MULLICA
FROM: JEANY RUSH COLORADO CONSTITUENT 4-28-26
VOTE: NO “WASTIN AWAY AGAIN IN MARGUERITAVILLE”
FOLKS:
CANNABIS – RELATED PRODUCTS, BASIS FOR EXCISE AND SALES TAX, TESTING, SAFETY ELEMENTS (OMG LOL) DEPARTMENT OF REVENUE, DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH (CDPHE AGAIN), TO CONTROL WHAT? INTOXICATING CANNABIS PRODUCERS ? That almost sounds romantic!
Taxes, percentages, and wait, departments to check for adverse health, safety, traceability, tests, consumers, how much to put into what! Who did what to whose dog? Don’t let the dog pee on the leaves!
Will there be sniff tests? WHO LET THE DOGS’ OUT , WOOF WOOF!
Registrations, permits, just like food! We sure don’t want to short the brownies, and the enormous possibilities. It’s just truly “INTOXICATING.”AND WE ARE GOING TO CALL THIS THE “CANNABIS CONSUMER PROTECTION ACT?” Shouldn’t this be called the CARTELS’ DELIGHT?
OH Dr. No’s health, laboratories, and scientific hubs? WHAT COULD GO WRONG HERE? Well for one, you might get the bats in the other lab stoned, and confused between bioweapons, pathogens, and well we are back to the boiling frogs. WE ARE THE PREY!
And now we are anticipating future federal regulations, new departments, and well the “BANKS” OF POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!Better get those offshore accounts set up quickly.
Average market rates should really increase the budget. Is this the new deficit FIXER? 1.5 $Billion isn’t it? NO problem! Retail, wholesale, fees, taxes, penalties, excise, rinse and repeat! Circulating the money money money money! Product manufacturing facilities, unaffiliated retail MJ, cultivation facilities, and back to taxes! Don’t forget seed to sale” tracking systems. Will they stay in the stomachs for more tracking?
King Makers for who gets licenses, talk about, “NO KINGS” well with the newly built Cartel, there will be a new King in Town!
Rules, Labels, Marketing, Degrees of Potency, hmmmmmm , Who will cook it grandmother, who will distribute it, dad? Let’s consult with the Overlords? Will they use Uber, taxi services, bicycles, newspaper boys and girls, UPS trucks, USPS, Amazon prime, Wallyworld, (well they will have to put the dogs to sleep first – no sniff here) Transporters in Alaska may be husky teams? Spread dthe wealth! Just so the Government/Cartels/Cabals Control it all?
Who will advertise? “Get your kicks on Route 66?” Billboards, stickers, Business Windows, a sign on every corner! Medical uses: Call for the doctor, the doctor said, no more stoned monkey jumpin on the bed!
“Retail marijuana cultivation facility license – R-and-D units – centralized distribution permit – GENETIC Material – transfer and change of designation of retail marijuana to medical marijuana – contingency plan – rules ?” Will there be bio – engineered pot too?
State run laboratories? Analysis? Content discrepancy? Contaminant content? Samplers who are authorized? Testers? Back to intoxicating substances? Surveillance because we would not want the dogs to pee on the product, or worse, eat it? We even have Scooby Doo Treats for distribution? NO DOGS WILL EVER SNIFF THE SAME AGAIN. DON’T forget research and development to evaluate flavors and other ingredients therein? This is really over the top! WHILE THIS LEGISLATURE DRIVES THE STATE OVER THE CLIFF OF DEBT AND POVERTY, MUTILATION, ENSLAVEMENT TO RATIONING OF ENERGY, WATER, FOOD, AND STEALS OUR LANDS TOO, IT WILL FEED US A PLETHORA OF STONER PRODUCTS TO KEEP US HAPPILY INTOXICATED. “CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT?” WHY AM I NOT IN THE MOOD FOR “LOVE?”
TO: SENATE FINANCE COMMITTEE
RE: SB26-164 REGULATION OF LAWFUL THC BEVERAGES
SPONSORS: S WOODROW M MARTINEZ, J GONZALES
FROM: JEANY RUSH COLORADO CONSTITUENT 4-28-26
VOTE: NO “Drown Your Sorrows in a Bottle of THC?”
FOLKS:
You as a body, have made it your mission to redefine ‘ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH,” COLORADO.
Let’s get this straight! Regulate manufacture, distribution, sale, and consumption………..lawful THC Beverages!”
Hemp Products Manufacturer to register with CDPHE under their rules for product labeling, production, transportation, selling? So now you want someone to be controlled by you the state, who cannot even protect minor children from bodily mutilation, and the CDPHE who cannot even protect any of us from tons of poisons in all the illegal, fake shots, covid, vaccines for newborns against sexual diseases, when a newborn is not even having sex? The same people who have ignored so many dangers against our very bodies and lives?
You wanted to become Pimps, Traffickers, Drug Dealers, Doctors, Land Barons, and now you revert back to Drug Dealers to make money on fees, regulations, & penalties. You do know how commerce thrives right? NOT LIKE THIS!
SO, THEY KNOW A LOT ABOUT MARIJUANA, CANNABIS, AND THC, but still more to learn. Unfortunately, THC dosing “is not yet an exact science, and it takes guesswork, and experimentation to learn what works for you and how your body will react.” (GIGLI) Like Pelosi, with the ACA act, we have to pass it to see what is in it?
Ingesting THC means it goes a bit slower, and during that time of waiting to feel it, many can overdose, accidentally, of course, and so they can get more out of it than anticipated. Greening OUT they call it.
The Potential for negative side effects include anxiety, medical and mental issues, panic attacks, and gut issues, stomach.
10-20 mg. of the drug gets folks the happy place, but newbies’ should start with 1-2.5 mg. So Hey, If they take too much, like 20 mg., they could get a bit euphoric, but hey- WHAT DO YOU CARE, YOU JUST WANT TO DEAL AND COLLECT! YOU even allowed packets of fentanyl to be distributed, whereby 1000 or more kids could die! WHO KNEW THAT YOU WERE LOCK STEP WITH THE WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM GLOBALISTS? You need to change your names to Pimpin Drug Handlers! Don’t forget pot is much stronger today than your grandparents day! BOIL THE FROGS SLOWLY, AND LET THEM BE UNAWARE – ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGHED?
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